Grab a Tissue Because it’s Time for The First Inaugural Roast.
A few weeks ago I was experiencing a blog identity crisis and announced that I would be undergoing a sex change. I mean a name change. Since then, amid all of your incredibly cool suggestions, and...
View ArticleChowderHead: The Beginning
…so I’m sitting in this cafe, slumped over a piss-warm cup of dark roast coffee, casually tossing ashes into the tray at the end of the table. The lighting is inadequate where I’m seated, making it...
View ArticleCase Study: Yahoo Answers
I’ve come to the gradual realization that Yahoo Answers is the electronic version of The Magic 8 Ball. In other words, it’s the biggest pile of shit ever plopped into a flaming paper bag and dropped...
View ArticleWhen Life Hands You Lemons, Open a Swiss Bank Account
So I’m sitting on a park bench whining to some random nerd, when suddenly he cuts me off mid-sentence, and barfs out a common cliche all over my new shirt: Nerd: “Well, you know what they say: when...
View ArticleSleep Deprivation Olympic Challenge: Day 1 Results
**In case you missed the introduction to this whole mess that I’m subjecting myself to, be sure to read here first: Chowderhead’s Official Sleep Deprivation Olympic Challenge.** Well, Day 1 of the...
View ArticleThe Sleep Deprivation Challenge Ends
I’m sad to announce that The Official Sleep Deprivation Challenge is now officially over. Put down your Pom-poms and exit the bleachers in a single file line. [Insert distraught emoticon face.] At...
View ArticleA Dinner Date with the Indie Chicks
I have great news to share with you today! I’m sitting in my front yard right now sipping a Cosmo in nothing but a banana hammock and a pair of thong sandals! Just kidding. That would be shitty...
View ArticleConversations with Cats
Last week, Jeff from Content Unrelated gave us a take on what it would be like if dogs could speak in a post titled, Conversations with Dogs. Today’s piece is dedicated to a much more refined species...
View Article5 Creative Ways to Avoid Small Talk
I take the act of avoiding small talk as seriously as the pentagon does counter-terrorism. It’s not like I ever have anywhere important to be, but it still grinds my ass when someone tries to impede...
View ArticleValentine’s Candy Messages for the Cynical Single Person
Alright! It’s taken me five grueling months to decide on the first candidate to stand under the hot-lights, but I’m 100% confident that I found the perfect mix of raunch and class to pop the...
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